This fan-mission's objective is NOT supposed to spread hatred or anything bad to any of
existing person. The all content here is NOT supposed to be serious or anyhow insulting.
Consider this FM as a joke.

This FM is ridicilous in it's visual, or gameplay performance, or both...
For players, who tend to play more of serious or artistic stuff, or for GHOST-player, I would suggest:
DO NOT PLAY THIS FM, else you may not be satisfied by what you've played/tried/whatever did in there.
It's not ghost-friendly, but it doesn't mean you're limited of stealth there. You, however, can't avoid the
boss battle, since it's one of the main objectives.
This FM in it's performance well fits to the former Total Crap Contest, but unfortunately it's kind of late
for an entry. Anyway, play at your own risk!

WARNING!!! The FM contains mild language and questionable themes. NOT recommended for young players!
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Title : This FM haz NO SENSE GOLD
Filename : dometradeorgoface.zip
Author : Zoro
Contact info : at TTLG or Darkfate forums
Homepage : N/A
Date of Release : 22, October, 2015
Date of Update : 3, September, 2016
Version : 1.1b

Before you consider reading credits and bottom part of this readme file, I would suggest you
to play this FM first, or else you're risking to catch spoilers.

Story:
Your name is Diego San. No, you're not roleplaying as Garrett in THIS fan-mission.
It's not The City, it's Goldenbrade, and you were sent by your boss into the old DiegoFM HQ
to investigate the recent attack of virtual entitites that been transformed into real humans, with...
speech made of Internet memes and various stuff. Looks like someone has captured Server Complex
and the secret laboratory, that had machine to create any entity by using simple fragments of any
information. Take your sword, ready your bow, and prepare to kick some ass, because this building
is NOT going to meet you friendly.


INSPIRED BY: "Prop Hunt", a gamemode in Garry's Mod.

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* Playing Information *

Game : Thief 2: The Metal Age
!!New Dark is Required - 1.24 or later!!
Level Name : This FM haz NO SENSE
File Name : Miss23.mis
Gamesys Name : zcityz.gam
Difficulty Settings : Yes
Equipment Store : No
Map/Automap : Nope
New Graphics : Yes
New Objects : Yes
New Sounds : Yes
EAX Support : I don't know. Really...
Multi-Language Support : English

Briefing : N/A
Total length/Size : N/A

Known bugs : - Don't save while in the conversation scene. It may screw the progress.

- After many explosions, you may start hearing random
sounds after any explosion or even blood splatter. It's a bug, but consider it as a feature...


* Construction *

Base : Scratch
Map Size : Medium
Build Time : Few months (3-4)

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* Changelog *

0.8 version:

- Added a few new rooms, including: ServerComplex kitchen fridge, archive keeper room.
- Added two new secrets.
- Fixed conversation of not being able to play due the trap/trigger error.
- Reduced radius of prop explosion.

1.1 version:

- Rebuilt Bane's encounter! Now you've gotta face him yourself, in his room;
- Nerfed BanHammer's power;
- Added more AIs and skins;
- Added few new secrets;
- Added new sound files;
- Added Russian support;
- Various graphical and audio fixes.

1.1b version:

- Addressed an one-shot security bot issue;
- Corrected ceiling lamp height.

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* Book of young padawan *

* "Lean forward" is your friend there. Make sure to bind it to your keyboard in options.

* Crouch to dodge fist fighters. Doesn't work against swordsmen though.

* Make sure to save some throwable items! Don't throw them just there and there.

* Sometimes the best tactic is to lure your enemy into doorframe and kill them from a corner.

* Don't be so quick trying Expert. Try Normal first...

* Some Expert enemies are extremely difficult! Approach them with caution.

* If you don't want to break a chair, but want to just drop it on floor without breaking it, simply crouch and
drop (without throwing) it under your feet. It usually works for every prop, except victrola.

* If there's a possibility, avoid battling with extreme enemies. If not, then make sure to save some
props against them, especially the explosive liquirs.

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* Credits *

*Objects - Team CoSaS, Sluggs, Christine, Greenhorn, System Shock 2, Alun D. Bestor, Schwaa, Nameless Voice, Nielsen74,
Jason Otto, Randall Taylor, LGS (System Shock 2, Deep Cover).

*Textures - System Shock 2, cardia1, Zoro, dedx (most of them were taken from Thief DP/Gold)...
*Some wallpaper (in-game) textures were taken from Everlasting Summer.
*Some resources ("ramirez" family) were taken from community's EP2.
Please, inform me whose those textures are and I'll update the readme!

*Meshes, AI custom textures - Greenhorn, GORT, Zoro, Sensut, Purgator.

*Custom scripts - Telliamed, Nameless Voice

*Other custom sounds (excluding AIs taunts) - Counter Strike Source, System Shock 2, Postal 2, Soulbringer, Deus Ex...
*Main Menu music: Thunderclowns - Thomas The Weed Engine
*In-car music from Nuclear Throne

*Special thanks goes to talented people, who voiced the FM characters:
Yandros as Bane,
Random_Taffer as Diego San (protagonist)

*Custom motion database:
GORT ("Rebellion of the Builder" FM)

*Thanks to:
Soul_Tear,
Zontik,
clearing,
Dront,
GORT,
bob_doe_nz,
and the others...

*Betatesters:
bob_doe_nz,
TheDarkOne93,
Krayzie (Matthias W.),
clearing,
Cardia.

Icons were taken from World of Warcraft.

Were used video, meme and audio fragments from:
"R3Z - Hey Kappa Kappa (Studio Version)"
"Alexander Pistoletov - Gladiator"
"Krewella - Come And Get It (Razihel Remix)"
"This is sparta"
"PSY - Gangnam Style"
"Ylvis - Fox"
"Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up"
"Epic sax guy"
"The Mighty RAW - Go Go Power Rangers!"
"Darude - Sandstorm"
"Megadeath - Duke Nukem Theme"
and many other...

All this stuff belongs to their respectful owners. I do NOT make any profit of that.
If I'll receive any complain, I'll remove that or that media file immediately.

If I didn't mention anybody whose works are in this FM - Punch me :S
Just kidding. Let me know via PM or thread post at TTLG forums.

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* Loading Information *

Darkloader and FMSel ready. Do not unzip -- Place in fan mission folder and install using
Darkloader 4.2 or later.
Before installing this with FMSel, make sure to enable "Convert ogg into wav" in launcher options.

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* Copyright Information *

This mission copyright by Zoro.

Distribution of this level is not allowed unless few conditions are followed:
*It is free.
*The permission is asked and the positive answer is received.
*The archive kept intact.
You may not include this level in any map pack without my permission.
No one may edit and re-distribute this mission without my express permission.
Selling or doing ANY PROFIT (even at 0,001 cent) of this FM, or any part of it is STRICTLY PROHIBITED!
All the media used in there is property of their rightful owners.

This level was not made and is not supported by Looking Glass Studios, Eidos Interactive,
or Ion Storm.